BILLY...part 1

SCENE 1:
Introduce yourselves guys....yelled DELNAAZ.After all you will be staying here for 2 more years.you need to know each other well.Since it's a huge crowd this year,I would request you to keep your INTRO short.And don't forget to mention one specialty of yours.

1:Hi all,I am ADITI WAHAL.People often mistake it with Whale..('HE' muttered..hmm,aakhir kyon na ho,it's so obvious).I've done my engineering from Blah Blah,I am a fresher,Blah Blah....(Maano fresher bolke saare paap dhul gaye...)

2:Hello people,I am ArunKumar S,mechanical ,Anna uiversity2005.worked(....or worked-out) with TCS for a year.Hobbies include Body-building,threatening people and sometimes if time permits checking stock index(.....huh,Anna Rascala,phewwwww)

3:Hello doston,mera naam PANKAJ BANSAL hai.main sirf 27 saal ka hoon.main DCE se hoon.log mujhe pyaar se pank..asss bhi bulaate hain.main achha aur mann ka sachha bachha hoon.Main khuda ka nek bandaa hoon.he he he he.

And then was the turn of 'HE'.The stage was all set for the legend.He walked onto the stage with a brisk gait.Faced the audience and paused for a while.They were looking at him in anticipation.He liked this very feeling.He just loved it.Almost snatching the mike from IMPACT ka baap(oops..dinesh chacha),he roared: THIS IS BILLY,I AM SURE YOU ALL KNOW ME.THOSE FEW WHO DON'T,I JUST FEEL PITY FOR THEIR IGNORANCE.....long silence(...am not sure if it was out of fear,respect or bewilderment.)
and then HE talked and talked and talked....I couldn't get many of his sentences but didn't try to confirm it with REDDY sitting next to me in the fear ....)
All I could get was HE is a BOND,plays chess blind-folded and is pretty good at it,has dozens of girlfriends and above all,we are privileged to have HIM around.In short,NITIE has got a gem.I wondered if I could get close to HIM.

prelude to scene 2-HE and I are now friends.Fortunatly,we r on d same floor and we had managed to find a common interest...no points for guessing what it is?)

SCENE 2(after 1o days into college after a nice and wet evening):
VENUE:Outside Mess 3 and 4
HE saw HER,she was shining in the crowd.she was stunning.HE sensed an opportunity,he couldn't wait now,walked over to her.Like a meek sheep,I accompanied my boss.I had no choice but to follow him.
HE: Whattt ezz the PRO_BAB_EE_LITY of a coconut falling on your head if you are 2.5 metres away from the tree trunk.
SHE:(puzzled,she looked over her head to check if it is really true,I did the same but couldn't catch sight of any coconut)....I don't know.
HE:(smiled for some 2 minutes)You are not good at probability.You need a teacher....(smiled again)....


TO BE CONTINUED.....


Help for abbreviations:

TCS-->Tata Consultancy Services
NITIE--> A b-school in the vicinity of passpoli village,outskirts of Mumbai
IMPACT-->An ideal student-driven committee for complete time-pass.Core work(in order of priority)includes celebrating member's birthdays and publishing the instt brochure...plus organising GROOVE session meant for preparing new entrants for the life in NITIE.

p.s: Please don't get offended by any reference.It's written only to tickle your funny bone.